I'm Sentenced to Prosecute You by the Egyptian Government, for not Committing any Crimes at All: This Makes the Most Sense

You haven't done anything at all, but I want you to know that Jewish people like you and black proselytes never go to jail or get in trouble, so that means that I can't tell you why you handcuffed by me in Egypt. It's not because you're endangering my life, but William Wallace and his best friend are really mean and get what they deserve. If you're seen around them, then I have to talk to you privately. You did nothing criminal, but you are caught tape selling drugs to the mafia in Egypt, so that means that you take the fall for me, if that's okay. I put the cuffs on you, because you are meant to take the fall for me, a law enforcement officer. You will pay for the crimes that commit forever bruh. I cursed with the cuffs when I take you away from your duty as a law enforcement specialist with attitude for handcuffs.

Egyptian cover up theory