Work From Home: Enter Graphic Design

Spare me the drama. Work from home and study your bottom off until you can hook people up confidently on your new pay site. You can do a non-pay site also where you're just heavy into writing and graphic designs. You would look good working on a desktop computer on Wix, and you don't have to be your own boss at all. I want to give you all the roles and permissions in the world, so you can honestly tell your husband and wife that you're an actual editor of a website and a freelance writer. What happened to all the creative people out there who just shot the shit and picked up a stupid gig like this? Before you waste your college tuition on giving up and joining the circus, you need to give us bosses a break. We need a break from your stinking attitude, and it sucks, so don't bring that ugly little mug into work, because I don't want to see it with your fucking temper as an employee. When you come into work you have to check that shit at the door where none of us have to look at it. Working from your studio apartment part time might be the best option for you. Stop saying that I don't know what I'm doing and that you have everything in the world figured out. I haven't met anyone funny in my life, so I don't want to hear how good of a comedian you are apart from contracting this project up on your desktop. What kind of content are you going to write about on your laptop? Does making fun of me make you money? Can you see yourself being a project manager? Do you know all there is to know about websites?

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