Vietnam
You can't use self-defense for any reason whatsoever, but I can at all times. You attacked me with brandishing probation, anger management and community service. Counterattacking this attack is karate, anger management for you, getting you in front of me so that I'm pressing on your back forever while massaging your waste looking for weapons, because you're not supposed to have any. Always lead like Gavin Newsom does so I can press my cock and balls against him to provoke some kind of wrath from him with no weapons or fist fighting. Counterattacking still is my appearance in back of Trump and J.D. Vance for surrender purposes viciously pressing on the gluteus maximus and the pressure points on the back which reflects no contest. Judges must hug with their back my front parts so that they are one flesh for all to see or else you will die. These simple tasks are for your anger management, and you are not permitted to be angry at all.