The Whig Rules the Forest Trails
The Whig Party inspires me to preach the 13 colonies, which are artistically rendered as an unfinished pyramid on the back of the $1 bill. Each step is a colony for we are fifty states deep into our unfinished business for we are prophesied to be more than we are today. Like this and more only, go on foot, pull up, raise, and hoist up the Star-Spangled Banner on the most scenic mountain tracks. Your endeavors are wanted by us.